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 Beer, burrito's, and Bullwhip's?!  That's what I call the "3 B's of Life"!  Robert K. "Moose" Puette
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Rank: King Joined: 9/27/2009 Posts: 4,186
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I don't even want to know about the rest of the alphbet....LOL
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 3,581 Location: San Jose, Ca. U.S.A.
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You don't want to know the "3 S's"?! Robert K. "Moose" Puette
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 THE 3 Ss?? DISCLAIMER:This is my opinion & is in no way influenced by your opinion or the truth.
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Rank: King  Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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Rank: King Joined: 9/27/2009 Posts: 4,186
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  Send me samples..........
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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 I totally agree! A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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FYI -
One average 12 ounce beer contains the following nutritional benefits:
11 ounces of pure water
14 percent of dietary calories
11 percent of dietary protein
12 percent of dietary carbohydrates
9 percent of dietary phosphorus
7 percent of dietary riboflavin
5 percent of dietary niacin
150 calories
no fat
no cholesterol
no caffeine
no nitrate
1 gram of protein
significant amounts of magnesium, selenium, potassium, and biotin
B vitamins including impressive amounts of B3 (niacin), B5 (pantothenic acid), B6 (pyridoxine), and B9 (folate), with smaller amounts of B1 (thiamine, B2 (riboflavin), B12 (inotisol and choline)
Hmmm, I wonder... What is the recommended daily water intake???  A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King Joined: 9/27/2009 Posts: 4,186
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YOU NEED TO STAY HYDRATED...MAKE SURE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR VITAMINS TOO.  Dirty Helens best friend ...love that "T" shirt. Just might have one printed up
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Rank: King  Joined: 8/5/2009 Posts: 2,760 Location: lost in state of complete confusion
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Noblesville looks like a nice side trip if you're heading to the Brickyard; just far enough out of town to not be overrun by the '500' crowd.
Somebody owes me a trip to the Brickyard,... make up for a missed promise last Aug. Maybe I'll make it by the Barley Island next Memorial Day weekend.
And if he backs out again, maybe I can get a daughter to go with me.
Vroom, vroom, vroom.
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Rank: King Joined: 9/27/2009 Posts: 4,186
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 I'm buying
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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You're buying?! Then I'm drinking! Thanks!
Tonight I found an old friend in my spare fridge. Mickey has a big mouth but he's a fine friend. It says so right on the green bottle, "Fine Malt Liquor". There were two bottles of Mickey's left behind after the last poker night. I put them to rest. I haven't talked with Mickey since 1976-77...
BTW, due to the holiday there will be no poker night this week (bummer). A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 3,581 Location: San Jose, Ca. U.S.A.
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 NO POKER NIGHT?!  OMG  NNOOO!! Robert K. "Moose" Puette
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?
A bounced Czech
Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas."
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra...
A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.
"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.
He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.
“Hey mister! Sweet shoes!”
Again, he looks around, sees nothing but a bartender who is busy attending to other customers. Shaking his head, he sips once more.
“Hey mister! Cool shirt!”
He puts down his drink, frustrated at this phantom voice, and signals to the bartender, who comes over.
“Hey barkeep,” he begins, “what is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” he replies. “They’re complimentary.”
A baby seal walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What will it be, stranger?"
The seal responded, "I'll have anything as long it is not a Canadian club."
So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at him and says gruffly, " All right, pal, I'll let you stay but don't start anything." A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King  Joined: 8/5/2009 Posts: 1,706
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Some were hysterically funny! If this is what we get when you are at work, stay there. lmho
IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, and, Your hand over my mouth.
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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imweezie wrote:Some were hysterically funny! If this is what we get when you are at work, stay there. lmho Yes, I'm at work. No production crew this week. Everyone is off for the entire week but not me... I'm here just for deliveries to our receiving dock and to answer the phone. Working 12 hours today, tomorrow and Wednesday. Then 4 days off (with pay for Thursday and Friday). WOO-HOO!
After 8:00 PM it's MILLER TIME! Oops, I meant to say Guinness Time! A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King Joined: 8/5/2009 Posts: 2,760 Location: lost in state of complete confusion
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From Cyrus and Henrietta:To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine, there is wisdom,
In beer, there is freedom,
In water, there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year, we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -
Bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of poop.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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 A belgian-style Golden Ale fermented with blackberries and blueberries. This beer is dosed with real, pureed blackberries and blueberries which allow the fruit flavors and aromas to be woven into the actual taste of the beer.
ABV: 10.0 A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Rank: King Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 1,156 Location: Windy City
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Beer Turns Men Into Women
Last month, National University of Singapore scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hormones contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary... A Red Wings fan in Blackhawks country
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Ummm, errr, they are saying the same thing about "SOY", men are getting man boobs from eating to much of it, YIKES!!
IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, and, Your hand over my mouth.
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