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The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky It had one long horn and one big eye I commenced to shakin’ and I said oo-wee It looks like a purple people eater to me It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater Sure looks good to me Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree I said mr Purple People Eater don’t eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn’t eat you ’cos you’re too tough It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater It sure looks strange to me I said mr Purple People Eater what’s your line He said eating purple people and it sure is fine But that’s not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock ’n roll band Well, bless my soul rock ’n roll flying’ purple people eater Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin’ purple people eater one-eyed one-horned it was a people eater What a sight to see Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground he started to rock really rockin’ around It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune Wop bop a lula wop bam boom one-eyes one-horned flying people eater Ooh, it sure looks strange to me Well he went on his way and then what do you know I saw him last night on a TV show He was a blowin’ it out and really knockin’ them dead Playing rock ’n roll music through the horn in his head 
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Rank: King Joined: 7/1/2008 Posts: 18,132
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 what song is this???
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Rank: King  Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 4,546 Location: San Jose, Ca. U.S.A.
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OMG I thought I Looked nasty in a swimsuit!!!! LMAO Robert K. "Moose" Puette
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Rank: King  Joined: 8/5/2009 Posts: 1,229
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’Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeney Yellow Polka Dot Bikini’
looked better on Annette..haahah
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Quote: Originally posted by ninagay on 26 September 2009
’Itsy Bitsy Teeney Weeney Yellow Polka Dot Bikini’
looked better on Annette..haahah
Ninagay, is there anything you don’t know?? 
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 Old Time Rock & Roll - Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band Just take those old records off the shelf I sit and listen to them by myself Today’s music ain’t got the same soul I like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll Don’t try to take me to a disco You’d never even get me out on the floor In ten minutes I’ll be late for the door I like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll That kind of music just soothes my soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time a-rock ’n’ roll, hey! Won’t go to hear them play a tango I’d rather hear some blues or funky old soul There’s only one sure way to get me to go Start playing old time a-rock ’n’ roll Call me a relic, call me what you will Say I’m old fashioned, say I’m over the hill Today’s music ain’t got the same soul I like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll That kind of music just soothes my soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time a-rock ’n’ roll, oh! Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll That kind of music just soothes my soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time a-rock ’n’ roll Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll That kind of music just soothes my soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time a-rock ’n’ roll, hey! Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll That kind of music just soothes my soul I reminisce about the days of old With that old time a-rock ’n’ roll Still like that old time a-rock ’n’ roll..
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Rank: King Joined: 7/1/2008 Posts: 18,132
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  WHAT’S THE SONG???
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Dunno, but may the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
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You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd....... ...You can’t take a shower in a parrocete cage. (Same song,different verse)Could be better but... DISCLAIMER:This is my opinion & is in no way influenced by your opinion or the truth. "National Driver's License Search" http://www.license.shorturl.com/
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Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Ya can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it
Well, ya can’t go a-swimmin’ in a baseball pool
Ya can’t go swimmin’ in a baseball pool
Ya can’t go swimmin’ in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Ya can’t change film with a kid on your back
Ya can’t change film with a kid on your back
Ya can’t change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Ya can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it
Well, ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Ya can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
Ya can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
Ya can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
SPOKEN: "Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd"
FADE
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
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The Grave –Don Mclean
The grave that they dug him had flowers
Gathered from the hillsides in bright summer colours,
And the brown earth bleached white at the edge of his gravestone.
He’s gone.
When the wars of our nation did beckon,
A man barely twenty did answer the call.
Proud of the trust that he placed in our nation,
He’s gone,
But Eternity knows him, and it knows what we’ve done.
And the rain fell like pearls on the leaves of the flowers
Leaving brown, muddy clay where the earth had been dry.
And deep in the trench he waited for hours,
As he held to his rifle and prayed not to die.
But the silence of night was shattered by fire
As guns and grenades blasted sharp through the air.
And one after another his comrades were slaughtered.
In a morgue of Marines, alone standing there.
He crouched ever lower, ever lower with fear.
"They can’t let me die! They can’t let me die here!
I’ll cover myself with the mud and the earth.
I’ll cover myself! I know I’m not brave!
The earth! the earth! the earth is my grave."
The grave that they dug him had flowers
Gathered from the hillsides in bright summer colours,
And the brown earth bleached white at the edge of his gravestone.
He’s gone.
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Weezie, If I don’t know a thing, how can I tell you what I don’t know? But, I appreciate the thought.
I Know that you and I are fans of Bob Segar..oh yeah..
I get in my puddle jumper, shove his Silver Bullet Band DVD in the slot and zip down the road.
HOLD ME BACK!LOVE the man..
hard to me to stay in the the car. Jumping out and boogie down the street, steer the car from the side...
then again, this is Texas and would hardly raise an eyebrow...
except for the Troopers, Sheriff, Constables,Commish, JP’s...et al.
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For message: My favorite Segar is ’Turn The Page’, that beautiful.
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Words and music by bob seger Stood there boldly Sweatin in the sun Felt like a million Felt like number one The height of summer Id never felt that strong Like a rock I was eighteen Didnt have a care Working for peanuts Not a dime to spare But I was lean and Solid everywhere Like a rock My hands were steady My eyes were clear and bright My walk had purpose My steps were quick and light And I held firmly To what I felt was right Like a rock Like a rock, I was strong as I could be Like a rock, nothin ever got to me Like a rock, I was something to see Like a rock And I stood arrow straight Unencumbered by the weight Of all these hustlers and their schemes I stood proud, I stood tall High above it all I still believed in my dreams Twenty years now Whered they go? Twenty years I dont know Sit and I wonder sometimes Where theyve gone And sometimes late at night When Im bathed in the firelight The moon comes callin a ghostly white And I recall Recall Like a rock. standin arrow straight Like a rock, chargin from the gate Like a rock, carryin the weight Like a rock Lihe a rock, the sun upon my skin Like a rock, hard against the wind Like a rock, I see myself again Like a rock 
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  WHAT SAY YOU??
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Rank: King  Joined: 10/7/2009 Posts: 1,931 Location: Purgatory
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Poot de lime in de coconut un drink it all up!!! I LOVE THAT SONG!!! "I'm not here. Leave a message!"
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ARTIST: Harry Nilsson
TITLE: Coconut
Lyrics and Chords
/ Entire song is just C7, picked /
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
Now let me get this straight
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Now let me get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say
Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x)
Doctor, you're such a silly woman
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'
Yes, you call me in the morning
If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do {repeat to fade}
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I love that song! I dont know the words to this but I love Moonlight Serenade by the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Another one I heard Ella Fitzgerald Sing was: It's not the pale moon That excites me That thrills And delights me oh no It's just the nearness of you. I sing that in the shower sometimes, when I'm not perfecting my Italian version of Volare'! by Mr. Dean Martin. WHOOAAHH!!!! hahaha! "I'm not here. Leave a message!"
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One Night lyrics
One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true
Just call my name
And I'll be right by your side
I want your sweet helping hand
My loves too strong to hide
Always lived, very quiet life
I ain't never did no wrong
Now I know that life without you
Has been too lonely too long
One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true
Always lived, very quiet life
I ain't never did no wrong
Now I know that life without you
Has been too lonely too long
One night with you
Is what I'm now praying for
The things that we two could plan
Would make my dreams come true
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Make ya wanna holla hidy hoe, Burns your tummy don't you know Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug"All seriousness aside" - Dave Gardner
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