"Lunch doesn't have to be taken at
12:00 pm exactly. That's what's great about America. You can eat lunch
at 12, 12:01, 12:45, or whenever. "
NOT WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! Nobody cares what time you
eat lunch. What's great about America is . . . wait a minute. You may
"Of course I'm right. And also,
imagine the government is not American and makes 12:00 the necessary and
mandatory lunchtime. Everyone has to eat at 12. The lines to Burger
King, McDonald's, pastry shops, all of 'em would be around the block.
Nobody'd eat lunch till 4 hours later because of the long lines.
So, the fascist government decides; 'Well, people are going to hate us
because of this terrible lunch experience. We should allow them to eat
lunch whenever they want.' So, that's exactly what they do, and people
The commizars all greet people at lunch places, shaking hands, saying
'You're welcome' when people thank them. Okay, so somebody asks one of
the commizars , 'How do you spell America.' Well, the commizar is
having such a relaxed and successful 'meet and greet', he doesn't think
much about the question and answers, 'A.m.e.r.i.k.a.'
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If you're confused by this post please see the title.