It's
too late for us do to any good in life. The best we can hope for is to
suffer a judgement offset by mitigating circumstances.
I know a lot of guys like wearing clothing by Ralph Lauren® or Calvin Klein®, but I prefer wearing the fashionable line of
Nguyen Bork Achuthanandan.
I may soon be an official tree-source, I mean resource, of the U. S. economic system.
Received my Widget Placement Number in the
mail, US-District8-Ab459-3EF. It's not bad, I get 15 minute breaks and
weekends off. A little bothered that they refer to it as my 'pursuit
of happiness'.
While listening to
Bill O'Reilly the other day I thought I heard him say, "Illegal
immigrants want the right to rent corpses." I thought to myself, "So,
what. They're illegal immigrants Bill, not CANNIBALS!!!!!"
Here's a joke you can use at your 4th of July picnic; 'Hey guys, I hate to eat and run but I'm STUFFED!' Bye.
I'll be right with you officer, I'm almost done here. HHHHAAAAALLLLLLLPPPPP!