Nearly Relevant

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     "I teach you everything I know and you still don't know anything."

     "You didn't read the instruction manual."

Contemporaneous Assessment of Paternal Excerpts

     Claiming, facetiously, a lack of knowledge on his part, he could teach me everything he knew yet I still wouldn't know much of anything.

     By 'Instruction manual' is meant 'The Bible'.

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