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E Minus
"Jeff, can I get a C flat please."

TOot, tooT, tOOt, Toot.

"Okay, great Jeff, you're sounding great. We're going to be knocking 'em out folks."

"Steve, how about an E-minus please.  Can I get an E-minus from you Steve."  

Btttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, Bbbbbttttttt, bbbbTTTTT, bbbbbbbbt.

"Okay, great Steve.  You're sounding great.  We're going to be knockin' these people out folks."

"Folks," I announce to the audience, "If you'll please take your seats, the musical portion of our blog is about to begin.  Thank you."

The audience can be heard commenting to each other and yet no one in particular:
 
"Oh marvelous."

"Wonderful."

"I hope it's as good as the first part."

Chairs get jostled as members scramble for their seats.  An overweight man of about 65, smiling and half chuckling as he does so, feigns sprinting to his seat in excitement.  Smiles permeate the audience. 
 
It occurs to me that maybe Jimmy Stewart was right;  It is a wonderful world . . . er, I mean . . . wonderful life.

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